Redneck

Top 10 Redneck Quotes

  1. I’m not an Alcoholic…I’m a Drunk….Alcoholics go to Meetings
  2. Driver carries no cash…He’s married
  3. My cow died last night so I don’t need your bull.
  4. Take ur ex out tonite…One bullet outta’ do it!
  5. Wife and dog missing…Reward for dog
  6. Can’t Feed ‘Em? Don’t breed ‘em
  7. Well butter my butt and call me biscuit
  8. Keep honking…I’m reloading!
  9. Work Harder! Millions on welfare depend on you!
  10. It’s been hotter’n a goat’s butt in a pepper patch.

 

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