Redneck Wedding Pictures

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You may be wondering what type of events take place at the Redneck Games.  There’s the Hubcap Hurl, the Bobbin’ for Pig’s Feet Fest, and Redneck Horseshoes — in which toilet seats are the objects thrown. Each individual event has its own legion of fans, roster of popular competitors, and history filled with tradition. People still talk about the 12-year-old boy who played the Southern ode “Dixie” with his underarm and palm back in 2000, everyone recognizes that Melvin Davis is the Babe Ruth of Bobbin’ For Pigs’ Feet, and it’s common knowledge that the Games don’t begin until the Ceremonial Grill is lit. Like SEC football or hating Jeff Gordon, the Redneck Games, too, have become a favorite pastime for Southern sports fans.

The best part of the summer redneck games is that all the profits are donated to local charities.  All in all, the Redneck Games are just a silly, good time.

1. The most common origin of the term Rednecks is from southerners who had a red neck from the sun that was due to the undeniable fact that they consistently worked outside there whole life.

2. Another reason that rednecks were given this is because they use to wear red bandanas and tie them around their necks to show others their loyalty to the union affiliations.

3.  Some historians claim that the term redneck originated in 17th century Virginia, when indentured servants were sun burnt while tending plantation crops.

4. There are some historians that assume the term came from Scotland. The nation’s Covenant and The Solemn League and Covenant signed special documents that stated that Scotland wanted to become a Presbyterian Church presidency and would reject the Church of Britain from being their official church.

A Red Neck Christmas Story

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the trailer
Not a creature was stirrin’ ‘cept a redneck named Taylor.
His first name was Bubba, Joe was his middle,
And a-runnin’ down his chin was a trickle of spittle.
His socks, they were hung by the chimney with care,
And therefore there was a foul stench in the air.

That Bubba got scared and rousted the boys.
There was Rufus, 12 Jim Bob was 11
Dud goin’ on 10 Otis was 7.
John, George and Chucky Were 5,4, and 3:
The twins were both girls so they let them be.

They jumped in their overalls, no need for a shirt,
Threw a hat on each head, then turned with a jerk.
They ran to the gun rack that hung on the wall.
There were 17 shotguns they grabbed them all.

Bubba said to the young’uns, “now hesh up ya’ll!
The last thing we wanna do is wake up yer Maw.”
Maw was expecting and needed her sleep,
So out they crept out the door without making a peep.